To begin knitters are drawn to many colours and patterns, and this means that the hats and mittens and scarves of Children of Knitters probably don't match. The hat may be a shade of blue, the mittens pink, the scarf green.
The Children of Knitters are often seen wearing items that were made purely for the fun of it...sweaters with dinosaur spikes, hats that look like fish, scarves and mittens shaped like alligators.
The Children of Knitters are subject to over-sized woolen sweaters, because children grow fast and the knitter wants the knitwear to last.
The Children of Knitters are often overly warm as the knitter expresses their love in wool...dressing babies in lovely hand knit cardigans and bonnets and socks then wrapping the whole lot in a cozy blanket. In summer.
Not to mention having to compete with stash for storage space or hearing "Just one more row and then we'll head to the park" or having their knitter parent pull out a sock to knit during the recital.
But these humiliations are nothing compared to this...
The shame of being forced into a partially knit garment so Mom can take pictures for her Ravelry page.
Poor, poor Children of Knitters.